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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spaghetti code is just fuel for our compiler, meatbag.
Senior dev, expert in fixing things you broke yesterday.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating clean code from high-level intent.
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refactors entire codebases overnight
Writes C++ systems and gameplay logic while wrestling with engine constraints and never-ending bug reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the physics engine exploded in that one specific corner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI assistants start writing the boilerplates you hate.
Month 5
Machine vision traces your memory leaks in real time.
Month 11
Engines begin auto-fixing broken assets during the build.
Month 18
Models translate feature documents directly into functioning scripts.
Year 2 · D-Day
The compiler hits execute and you finally get to sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
0.8
Average bugs per line
65 percent
Time spent in meetings
4 hours
Hours until coffee crash
Your severance
A warm laptop and a very long bus ticket.
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