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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou find the bugs that the engine already knows are there.
Professional wall-hitter and inventory-overflow enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated collision detection for every build.
bzzt.youAI▸ BUGSWEEP V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reports crashes before the screen finishes blinking
You spend days running into virtual walls to find glitches. Then you write them down for someone else.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a broken game and just bad design.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted bots run through every map every night without sleeping.
Month 4
The engine auto-logs every crash directly to the developers' dashboard.
Month 8
Virtual agents simulate player behavior to find weird inventory bugs.
Month 12
Vision models detect graphical glitches faster than any human eye.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office lights go off and the testing server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 per day
Average bugs found
1,200+
Unread jira tickets
60% of shift
Hours spent loading
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and frustration.
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