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June 18, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just a prompt engineer with a delusions of grandeur budget.
Professional visionary currently pivoting into their own redundancy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating series A funding from thin air.
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Day 10
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Month 6
Software-defined management assigns tasks directly to developers, removing your confusing middle-man feedback.
Month 8 · D-Day
The VC board confirms the algorithm manages the cap table more efficiently than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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