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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsGreeting customers to buy cardboard while you wait for the end.
Professional box-opener and tournament bracket enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless sales and rule enforcement.
oof.youAI▸ RETAILBOT OMNIPOINT 4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces tournament rules with mechanical precision
You scan boxes of plastic miniatures, manage tournament brackets, and explain card game mechanics. Your hobby is now officially a dead-end gig.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a customer loses interest in their expensive starter deck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID tags on every product automate the inventory logging and stock verification process entirely.
Month 5
Vision-guided kiosks replace the register with rapid optical scanning and zero social interaction.
Month 13
Digital tournament software handles all brackets, pairing, and rule adjudication without human intervention.
Year 1.9
Automated shelving units move product from the back room directly to the store floor.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The store transitions to a fully unstaffed, key-card entry experience for all local gamers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
4.2 seconds
Average transaction speed
0.01 percent
Rules lawyer resistance
Zero
Store shrink rate
Your severance
One free pack of commons and a thank you.
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