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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou adjust spreadsheets until the game breaks, then call it balance.
Professional math-tinkerer and spreadsheet architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect math without the human ego attached.
oof.youAI▸ BALANCELOGIC ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes loot tables in real time
You write math-heavy combat formulas and item drop tables. You then tune these numbers until testers stop complaining.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a game mechanic feels tedious before the data proves it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls all current combat logs to learn player habits.
Month 4
AI adjusts damage numbers to ensure uniform win rates for all.
Month 8
New item drop rates are generated by predictive models daily.
Month 13
Thousands of agents play the game to stress test numbers.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to update your resume while the bot balances.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000+
Spreadsheets managed
Infinite
Balance patches
Metric tons
Designer tears
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own buggy simulation.
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