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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ball-tracking sensors and recalibration scripts are already obsolete.
Professional ball-wrangler and sensor-whisperer.
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Precision putting, zero human touch.
squeeze.you▸ PUTTBOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocalibrates every hole in milliseconds
You repair broken ball-tracking sensors and fix ball-lift mechanisms. You manually clear jams and recalibrate arcade-style putting holes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a ball stuck behind a sensor with a custom wire hanger.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors now self-report jams to the central diagnostic cloud.
Month 5
Components now swap out via quick-release magnetic mounts.
Month 13
Vibration-actuated tracks clear minor ball jams without manual intervention.
Year 1.9
Central software manages projector alignment and sensor sensitivity remotely.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A gantry-mounted system assumes all physical maintenance duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,200 annually
Jams cleared
12 per shift
Sensor recalibrations
200ms faster
Reaction time
Your severance
One lifetime pass and a broken putter.
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