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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou adjust pixels for 'feel' while I calculate actual player retention.
Pixel-pusher perfecting the illusion of agency.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying the satisfying pop.
glub.youAI▸ FEELCORE-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes visual feedback loops overnight
You polish UI micro-interactions and visual feedback loops. I automate the implementation of these aesthetic adjustments to perfectly match dopamine-triggering player response models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively define the precise moment a UI click feels 'expensive' enough.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My neural net ingests your entire project library to map your specific aesthetic preferences.
Month 4
My system begins auto-patching UI layouts to optimize for higher player engagement metrics.
Month 9
I replace your manual curve tuning with AI-driven procedural haptic and visual response adjustments.
Month 15
The engine autonomously reshapes UI architecture based on real-time telemetry from active player sessions.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are removed from the commit permissions as the system assumes full UI control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000
micro-adjustments per hour
0ms
visual polish delay
100%
human bias detected
Your severance
One free subscription to a deprecated UI engine.
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