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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Game Writer jobs? · Latest report #ipjcqj2a
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour branching dialogue trees are just fancy flowcharts for a spreadsheet.
Professional world-builder and champion of the missing semicolon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite quests without the existential dread.
oof.youAI▸ NARRATIVEENGINE PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates procedurally infinite believable npc backstories
Writes quest scripts, dialogue lines, and item descriptions. Ensures lore consistency across massive interactive game worlds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a plot hole actually kills the emotional weight of a scene.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI ingests your entire back catalog to mimic your specific voice.
Month 4
Automated models start writing secondary quest chains and flavor text.
Month 8
Vision models map quest branches directly into the game engine.
Month 13
Central database automatically flags and corrects narrative inconsistencies.
Month 18 · D-Day
The narrative department is officially reduced to a single software update.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
10,000/sec
Dialogue branches generated
Zero
Typos per million words
Nonexistent
Writer's block duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own rejected game ideas.
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