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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou measure the fun out of everything until nothing remains.
Professional fun-killer, master of the pivot table.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated insight generation for live-service boredom.
ow.youAI▸ METRICSMIND 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates feature instrumentation based on game design
You parse A/B test data and instrument game events to track player behavior for feature tuning.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify why a feature feels bad instead of just observing it failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes the event tracking logs for you automatically.
Month 3
An agent builds and refreshes your monitoring dashboards daily.
Month 6
Pattern recognition software identifies winners before you even look.
Month 8
SQL generation agents handle your database requests instantly.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the API self-optimises.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 days
Average feature churn
6 hours daily
Time spent writing SQL
Too many
Confidence intervals missed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the game you helped ruin.
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