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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsCapturing fake heroic moments until the machine learns to play better.
Professional button-masher with a high-end graphics card habit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect takes, zero human fatigue.
ow.you▸ CLIPGENIUS V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
records flawless 8k trailers while you sleep
You spend hours recording game footage to make trailers look epic. It is essentially glorified screen-recording for marketing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one funny clipping bug worth keeping.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify perfect cinematic moments without needing your clumsy hands.
Week 11
Software dictates the perfect angle so you stop missing the action.
Month 5
The game engine renders clips directly to disk without your participation.
Month 8
Algorithms delete your boring footage and keep the high-impact kills.
Month 12 · D-Day
The machine fully manages all promotional video assets indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4,000 yearly
Hours wasted watching intros
Infinite
Frames per second perfection
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's streaming service.
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