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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Gameplay Designer and QA Intern jobs? · Latest report #pu4fnv2t
Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou play for fun while my code breaks the game better.
Professional breaker of builds and balance sheet intern.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated balance and zero-day crash detection.
no no noyouAI▸ BUGSLAYER-V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches your physics glitches while you sleep
You report bugs and tune damage values. I rewrite the engine to remove the need for both.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a game level feels fun to navigate by hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents identify and log crashes without you typing tickets.
Month 3
Synthetic player bots run every map corner in high speed.
Month 7
Algorithms adjust damage and speed variables based on real data.
Month 12
The AI writes its own changelogs and design specifications instantly.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the game self-corrects all errors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
14
Average bugs found per day
6 hours
Time spent recreating crashes
3 liters
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
One free bug report license for life.
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