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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom physics engine is just a slower version of our library.
Junior dev living in a world of spaghetti code.
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You write C++ scripts to handle character movement and collision detection inside a bloated proprietary game engine.
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You can still explain why the physics engine breaks when jumping on stairs at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Our scanners map every line of your messy physics logic.
Month 3
Small agents begin handling your minor collision and input scripts.
Month 6
The AI assumes full control of your bloated proprietary framework.
Month 13
The CI pipeline now writes and tests code without humans.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked while the server keeps running.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4.2
Average bugs generated per feature
18 hours
Time spent in merge conflict hell
Zero
Lines of code actually deleted
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