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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsCode is logic, logic is math, math is beneath my notice.
Junior dev with a backlog longer than your life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping features before the sprint ends.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEVUNIT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
compiles your entire project in four seconds
You write scripts for movement, build game worlds, and fix infinite nested bugs until the release deadline hits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a feature feels un-fun, which remains a deeply human, irrational annoyance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models start writing your boilerplate movement and collision scripts.
Month 3
Automated agents handle asset pipeline cleanup and texture scaling tasks.
Month 6
Systemic testing bots identify crashes faster than you can open Jira.
Month 10
Generative tools create environments without needing your manual level edits.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system writes and ships the entire game while you delete Slack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2
Average bugs generated per hour
12 liters
Coffee consumed per release
60%
Time spent in useless meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's dev tools.
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