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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Games QA Tester jobs? · Latest report #7a49dbfn
Your job has an expiration date
December 20, 2027
In 14 monthsYou find bugs by playing games; we find them by math.
Professional wall-hitter and Jira ticket creator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Playing every frame so you do not have to.
oof.you▸ GLITCHSCAN ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reports crashes before they even happen
You spend days hitting walls in games to report crashes. You document glitches that never get fixed anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a game's jumping mechanics feel 'wrong' without a sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated bots begin running every possible path through your game.
Month 4
Vision software flags visual glitches faster than any human eye.
Month 8
Your bug database fills itself with logs without your input.
Month 12
Simulation clusters test every item drop chance in microseconds.
Month 14 · D-Day
The servers turn off your account and turn on perfection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
40 percent
Average bugs missed
6 hours daily
Time spent loading
12,000
Jira tickets ignored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and regret.
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