Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Games Store Salesperson jobs? · Latest report #s25iyfr9
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling physical discs to people who prefer downloading things digitally anyway.
Professional disc shuffler and digital-era relic.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The future of retail is a locked glass box.
oof.youAI▸ SHELFBOT VENDING 5▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recommends games based on your facial expression
You stock game cases, talk about game features, and process register transactions for physical copies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a parent is buying a game for their kid by mistake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Store updates push inventory links directly to phones.
Month 5
Automated vending machines handle all disc-based purchases.
Month 13
Robotic arms restock shelves without needing a human.
Year 1.9
Vision sensors verify disc quality instantly without human inspection.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The store becomes a fully autonomous pick-up locker hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 per hour
Customers ignored while shelving
3 minutes
Time spent explaining ESRB ratings
120 grams
Average game disc weight
Your severance
A vintage console box and a heartfelt goodbye email.
Discussion
