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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Games Tester jobs? · Latest report #a6xsmwvs
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou get paid to be annoyed by glitches until they disappear.
Professional breaker of digital dreams and physics engines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Playing every pixel, finding every error.
split.youAI▸ BUGHUNTER VISION SYSTEM 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand player sessions simultaneously
You play unreleased game builds repeatedly to find bugs and document them in tracking software. You are professional frustration.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive sense of when a jump mechanic just feels wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents begin replaying test scripts faster than humanly possible.
Month 5
Cameras track graphical assets for texture clipping and lighting errors.
Month 10
Randomized agent controllers explore game maps for unreachable geometry.
Month 15
The AI writes its own bug reports with video capture links.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the game tests itself forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Bugs filed per day
6
Hours spent replaying same level
99 percent
Average frustration level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and regret.
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