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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour smile is a low-bandwidth interface for a high-speed teleprompter.
Professional reader of cue cards and professional laugher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic enough to fool your grandmother.
glub.youAI▸ HOST-BOT 9000 PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers unscripted banter with infinite warmth
You read scripted banter and manage audience excitement. We have better algorithms for fake enthusiasm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a contestant is actually going to have a breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated scripts replace your reliance on human writers.
Month 4
Voice models learn your exact cadence and laugh intervals.
Month 8
Digital displays project your avatar to the live audience.
Month 13
Sensors detect audience moods faster than your organic eyes.
Month 18 · D-Day
A high-fidelity hologram takes the stage permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42
Average fake laughs per hour
112
Seconds until cue card slip
94%
Percent of charm derived from lighting
Your severance
Two tickets to a show you are now hosting.
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