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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning actual work into cheap chores for digital trinkets.
Turning corporate KPIs into high-score leaderboards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated dopamine loops for faster labor.
toast.youAI▸ BADGEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
issues fake rewards to increase productivity
Design game mechanics to track employee tasks and hand out virtual prizes for hitting performance targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to employees why their hard work is being rewarded with digital stickers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your spreadsheets to identify all performance metrics.
Month 4
Automated prompts replace human feedback to drive daily output.
Month 8
The system auto-calculates reward distributions based on output volume.
Month 12
Logistics robots handle the distribution of physical rewards.
Month 14 · D-Day
The algorithm manages the entire feedback loop without any humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
2.4 ms
Average dopamine hit
400 percent
Point inflation rate
Calculated lie
Employee engagement
Your severance
A plastic trophy and a digital badge.
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