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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour floor walk is just a slow, clumsy software update.
Professional button-watcher, jackpot-witness, and floor-walker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The eyes that never need a coffee break.
glub.youAI▸ FLOORWATCH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
clears three bill jams simultaneously
You monitor slot machines, pay out jackpots, and clear paper jams. You exist to watch buttons get pressed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a gambler is actually about to snap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The casino moves all jackpots to direct digital transfer.
Month 7
Sensors report jams directly to maintenance before you see them.
Month 16
Customer requests for help go to an app, not you.
Year 2.2
Small robots clean up drink spills before you walk past.
Year 3 · D-Day
The FloorWatch 9000 takes the floor for your final shift.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 minutes
Average cup refill frequency
90 seconds
Paper jam clearance speed
42 percent
Human smile authenticity score
Your severance
One free buffet voucher and a lanyard.
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