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Will AI replace Gaming Venture Capitalist jobs? · Latest report #5af6nfd6
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTrading virtual currency for imaginary success in a digital bubble.
Expert in turning other people's money into Steam assets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven funding with zero empathy.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHPROCESSOR PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite pitches in milliseconds
You spend days listening to pitches, building spreadsheets, and pretending that a web3 game is a sound investment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of the expensive, guilt-ridden business lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI handles cold outreach and initial filter responses.
Month 4
Algorithms predict startup failure rates better than human intuition.
Month 10
Vision models scan PDFs for actual potential, ignoring hype.
Month 15
Autonomous bots rebalance assets without emotional bias.
Month 21 · D-Day
Human partners are replaced by a single high-frequency trading bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
3 seconds
Average pitch deck time
Zero
Successful exits
Infinity
Bullshit buzzword count
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid sparkling water.
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