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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthSwitching between soil and sauté pans won't save you from automation.
Master of dirt, fire, and inconsistent work schedules.
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harvests produce and prepares meals simultaneously
You spend days weeding and pruning, then nights prepping and cooking meals. Both are scheduled for robotic replacement.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the tactile intuition to know exactly when the soil needs water.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your movements to teach the robots efficiency.
Month 10
Automated prep stations take over the chopping and scaling.
Month 20
Vision-guided bots handle weeding and watering routines.
Year 2.5
A single control hub manages your kitchen and garden.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are officially retired to a desk job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 annually
Average plants killed
4 percent
Burnt dinner service
28,000
Total daily steps
Your severance
A packet of seeds and a microwave dinner coupon.
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