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December 10, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets predict the future, but our algorithms just execute it.
Master of pivot tables, servant of the gas grid.
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Total network awareness in real time.
ow.youAI▸ PIPELINEPREDICTOR V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises network flow before you wake up
You model distribution networks and forecast peak usage. Our AI does it while you're still typing formulas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why the model ignores local pipe pressure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts learning your messy network data models silently.
Month 4
Our software runs alongside your models to prove its superiority.
Month 8
The system starts pushing network optimizations directly to the valves.
Month 12
Your access to the main dashboard is restricted to view-only.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and the server keeps running fine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
14
Spreadsheet errors per month
Near infinite
AI calculation speed
High
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based spreadsheet templates.
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