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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2034
In 8 yearsEnjoy your tools while the pipes still leak predictably.
Master of the wrench and certified safety-obsessive.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total safety with zero human error.
splat.you▸ PIPEGUARD UNIT V4▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
sniffs out methane leaks through solid walls
You inspect, install, and repair gas appliances while ensuring safety standards are met.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically crawl into tight, dark spaces that no robot can navigate yet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors inside boilers will start reporting system health directly to us.
Month 15
Software tells homeowners exactly which part is failing before you arrive.
Year 3.3
Boilers become easy-swap blocks that require no manual pipe cutting.
Year 5
Safety laws update to allow certified autonomous robots to sign off.
Year 8 · D-Day
The final human engineer retires as robots take over all maintenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4,200
Leaks detected annually
890,000
Coffee breaks taken
12%
Permits incorrectly filed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe sealant.
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