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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are just a very expensive, high-stakes meat-patching machine.
Professional body-mechanic with a god-complex and sore back.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision incision without the trembling human hands.
help!youAI▸ OMNI-SUTURE MARK VII▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
sutures internal tissue with sub-millimeter precision
You perform invasive abdominal surgeries, navigate complex anatomy, and manage critical patient care during post-operative recovery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect subtle tactile irregularities in tissue that our cameras still occasionally miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Smart vision systems highlight arterial paths for better guidance.
Year 5
Master-slave platforms allow remote manipulation of your delicate tools.
Year 14
High-speed robots take over repetitive tissue closure sequences entirely.
Year 22
AI models predict tissue reactions before your scalpel touches them.
Year 40 · D-Day
Autonomous pods perform the entire procedure without a human scrub-tech.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
24,000+
Annual stitch count
12% reduction
Coffee-induced tremor rate
too many
Operating room hours
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm hospital cafeteria coffee.
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