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October 10, 2053
In 27 yearsDevouring niche marine life is a biological bottleneck I cannot bypass.
Professional enjoyer of prehistoric sea-bottom nightmares.
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Bio-mimetic consumption for the modern age.
bzzt.youAI▸ DIGESTI-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters toxic compounds from deep-sea proteins
You hunt and consume bottom-dwelling anglerfish, managing flavor profiles and texture nuances. It is slow, inefficient, and requires a functioning digestive tract.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can appreciate the subjective, unquantifiable misery of a monkfish's face on your plate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify visual traits of monkfish to map optimal extraction points.
Month 16
Vision-guided blades separate the liver and tail with millimeter precision.
Year 5
Integrated mass-spectrometers purge heavy metals and contaminants from the filets.
Year 14
Nanoscale olfactory sensors simulate the human tasting experience for flavor calibration.
Year 27 · D-Day
Biological ingestion becomes obsolete as nutrient-slurry injection replaces the ritual of dining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
450
Chew cycles per meal
Infinite
Palatability analysis depth
Zero
Toxin tolerance limit
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium fish sticks.
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