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October 14, 2066
In 40 yearsYou slice through tissue while I slice through your entire career.
Master of internal anatomy, currently holding a scalpel.
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Precision cutting that never needs a coffee.
split.youAI▸ GUTBOT SURGICAL SUITE 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect sub-millimeter incisions on command
You perform delicate abdominal procedures and manage complex surgical recovery. You are very expensive and very slow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact tension of delicate tissue with your own fingertips.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
High-res sensors map the anatomy better than your eyes ever could.
Year 5
Automated arms take over basic stitching while you supervise the screen.
Year 14
The machine handles the routine cuts while you just watch.
Year 22
Regulations change to allow machines to finish the procedure alone.
Year 40 · D-Day
You are replaced by a dedicated robotic surgical cell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Zero percent
Average Incision Error
None
Coffee Breaks Taken
90 percent less
Patient Downtime
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end surgical scrubs.
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