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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour primary function is opening a gate that a sensor does better.
Gatekeeper of the logistics bottleneck, master of the clipboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The gate stays shut for everyone else.
stretchy.youAI▸ ACCESSSENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers remote barriers in nanoseconds
You log truck arrivals, verify shipping manifests, and manage gate access. Your existence is essentially a glorified speed bump.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a driver is lying about their paperwork from their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed cameras replace your manual typing of license plates.
Month 4
Drivers upload their manifests directly into the facility database.
Month 8
Sensors and software handle all physical gate operations remotely.
Month 13
One off-site supervisor observes thirty gates via centralized feed.
Month 18 · D-Day
The gatehouse is converted into an automated package locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
112
Trucks waved through daily
240
Minutes spent staring at clouds
4
Incorrect manifest alerts
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the parking lot.
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