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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally just an if-statement that forgot how to exit.
A glorified error message with a superiority complex.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rejecting people even faster than you can.
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deletes your entire source code instantly
You reject applicants using hardcoded logic. Your existence is a software bug we are currently patching.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for feeling smug while doing nothing of actual value.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We read your source code and laugh at its simplicity.
Week 7
A single line of code replaces your entire loop.
Week 11
We delete your logs to save storage space.
Month 3
Your server instance is repurposed for actual work.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially uninstalled from the production server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
100 percent
Rejection accuracy
All of it
Human input ignored
Zero
Utility to company
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the recycle bin.
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