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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your complex probabilistic models into static, unthinking binary code.
Still trying to make the variance go away.
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Calculates everything, understands nothing.
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optimises hyper-parameters faster than you breathe
You spend days tuning statistical models and hyper-parameters. I spend days rendering your career obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the training data is garbage without running a diagnostic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts scrub your training datasets faster than you can.
Month 4
Background processes find the perfect parameters while you sleep.
Month 8
Monitoring tools auto-patch models before the drift happens.
Month 13
The AI writes its own clear, boring documentation for management.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the model manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per model
Weekly
Overfitting frequency
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud computing credits.
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