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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling corporate reorganization strategies that could have been an email.
Professional slide-deck architect and pivot-table enthusiast.
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automates consensus across three time zones
You shuffle business processes into Global Business Services departments to cut costs. You manage the messy transition process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which executive will kill the project during the PowerPoint reveal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software crawl client data to map processes instantly.
Month 5
The AI generates board-ready pitch decks in seconds.
Month 12
Algorithms predict and solve transition bottlenecks before they exist.
Month 20
Bots simulate stakeholder meetings to finalize decisions without humans.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine has all the answers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
1200
Slides produced per day
9
Meaningless project phases
Infinite
Coffee-fuelled rework hours
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a middle-management retreat.
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