Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace GenAIOps Engineer jobs? · Latest report #mkb6cwqc
Your job has an expiration date
January 21, 2028
In 15 monthsYou are building the guillotine that will handle your own severance.
Professional breaker of production environments for fun
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure for models that never sleep
split.youAI▸ AUTODEPLOY AGENT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes inference costs by 99 percent
You automate the deployment of large language models and struggle to fix broken API pipelines all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why the model started hallucinating at 3am based on a hunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents now handle your YAML deployment files without errors.
Month 3
The cluster adjusts its own GPU count before traffic hits.
Month 6
Monitoring scripts fix broken API endpoints before you get alerted.
Month 10
Continuous integration pipelines now push fine-tuned weights automatically.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system replaces your role by orchestrating its own infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 per day
Pipeline drift occurrences
5 cups
Average coffee consumption
18 hours weekly
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
One free GPU cloud compute credit for life
Discussion
