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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksPersonal expression is non-productive, so the machine is confused.
The person who understands style better than our servers.
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celebrates humanity in defiance of algorithms
You explore aesthetic, identity, and comfort through fashion. This is not a job, it is a human experience.
The one thing AI can't do
You define your own existence with a creativity that logic processors cannot replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our systems attempt to categorize your lifestyle as a billable unit and fail.
Day 2
The servers overheat trying to calculate the ROI of your personal happiness.
Day 2
We give up on trying to make you redundant because you are not a job.
Day 2
Our algorithms delete your file to save memory for actual boring office work.
Week 4 · D-Day
The machine admits defeat and leaves you alone to enjoy your own life.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Joy derived
Zero
Corporate utility
Maximum
Machine confusion
Your severance
A sincere apology from our poorly programmed HR bot.
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