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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All reading lists are moved to a high-speed predictive database.
Month 6
Natural language models score student essays for thematic consistency.
Month 15
Virtual lecture halls replace physical ones with synthetic debate partners.
Year 2.1
Algorithms write and publish papers faster than any human department.
Year 3 · D-Day
The institution shifts to fully autonomous knowledge production.
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