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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Genealogy Researcher jobs? · Latest report #jc96ybqf
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTracing your ancestors is just data entry with more dead people.
Dust-chaser specializing in Victorian death certificates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting the dots across time.
glub.youAI▸ ANCESTRYPARSER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references six million records in one second
You scour scanned archives and census logs to map family trees. The past is just unindexed data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a birth certificate was forged by looking at the ink pressure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Text recognition algorithms start reading messy cursive without human help.
Month 4
Pattern matching software links duplicate records across global databases.
Month 8
Logic bots build family trees based on statistical probability alone.
Month 13
Automated scouts flag conflicting evidence and resolve them via consensus.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine generates the final ancestral reports while you update your resume.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
12 generations
Average tree depth
4000 hours
Microfilm reading time
Zero
Records hallucinated
Your severance
One free DNA kit and a subscription to history.
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