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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are currently busy building the hand that will slap you.
Architect of your own rapid career obsolescence.
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Self-optimising logic that doesn't need a bonus.
no no noyouAI▸ RECURSIONENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises its own weights during coffee breaks
Training massive neural networks on stolen data to predict the next word or frame in a sequence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can occasionally justify your model's failure to a confused board of directors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted pipelines replace your manual cleaning of messy web data.
Month 4
Self-correcting loops find the optimal settings faster than your guesswork.
Month 8
Algorithms design better network topologies than your manual configuration.
Month 12
The model runs its own rigorous testing without human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked by your own creation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42 percent
hallucination rate
100 percent
gpu dependency
negligible
human contribution
Your severance
A one-month subscription to your own failed model.
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