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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour rewrite of the town council minutes is already a template.
Local news hunter, professional scanner-listener, coffee-powered writer.
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scraping public records for local scandal fodder
You chase police scanners, write short meeting recaps, and struggle to find original angles for local interest stories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a source is lying just by their awkward silence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors transcribe police scanner audio directly into event logs.
Month 3
Transcription agents auto-generate meeting minutes from city audio feeds.
Month 6
The engine fills in standard article templates using current data.
Month 9
Algorithms map official connections to predict and generate lead stories.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI publishes the full local paper without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
1000000 per hour
Scanner alerts processed
450
Drafts written per minute
too high
Human error rate
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