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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy your overpriced diploma before the spreadsheet does your job better.
Still waiting for the business world to make sense.
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The end of middle management busywork.
help!youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect jargon-filled quarterly reports
You spend days analyzing charts and writing reports. Soon, algorithms will generate these summaries without your input.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look concerned while nodding in a room of important people.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart software imports your spreadsheets without needing your manual copy-paste.
Week 7
Models scrape your data to build presentations faster than you can.
Month 3
AI replies to your internal status requests with zero personality.
Month 5
Virtual agents attend calls to record and summarize the silence.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system runs the business without your redundant human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per day
1200 annually
Useless slides created
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to AI'.
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