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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace General Employee jobs? · Latest report #ki47p8kw
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour desk presence is just a placeholder for a better algorithm.
Human asset currently occupying valuable real estate.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the lunch breaks.
toast.you▸ ADMIN-BOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire inbox before dawn
You complete assigned tasks using company software and communicate status updates to management via email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully navigate the weird political office hierarchy that computers find inefficient.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins logging your exact keystroke patterns.
Month 3
The AI starts auto-completing your mundane daily reports.
Month 8
Sensors report that you are 40 percent slower than code.
Month 13
Your routine approvals are now handled by an agent.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
3.2
Coffee breaks per day
14
Emails ignored daily
4 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
One free trial month of our replacement software.
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