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Will AI replace General Grounds Keeper jobs? · Latest report #kise3vic
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2032
In 6 yearsYou treat the earth like a puzzle that keeps getting messier.
Master of mud, snow, and the final resting place.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The earth, sculpted exactly to spec.
oof.you▸ GROUNDSMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
levels uneven terrain with sub-millimeter precision
You patch buildings, tend landscapes, and dig into the frozen ground. Your work is messy and unpredictable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the ground is too unstable for heavy machinery to dig safely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your entire property to identify every maintenance weak point.
Month 13
Small robots clear your paths before you even wake up.
Year 2.5
Specialized arms handle digging tasks in tight, muddy urban environments.
Year 4
Cameras catch leaks and cracks in buildings before they become problems.
Year 6 · D-Day
The machines take over every shovel and patch on the grounds.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Graves dug per season
99 percent
Snow shoveling fatigue
Infinity
Unpredictable site debris
Your severance
One free shovel and a very sturdy pair of boots.
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