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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour screwdriver set is just a set of soon-to-be paperweights.
Professional property checker and reluctant amateur plumber.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixes leaks faster than you can find them.
toast.youAI▸ SITEGUARDIAN PRO X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches drywall and resets breakers simultaneously
You inspect rental units for damage and perform minor maintenance fixes. You are mostly just delaying the inevitable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a tenant is lying about how the pipe broke.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
High-res cameras map every wall for defects while you eat lunch.
Month 11
Sensors in sinks trigger auto-logs before you even hear a complaint.
Year 2
Prefabricated parts allow robots to swap units rather than fix parts.
Year 3.1
Self-driving vans deploy automated arms to handle standard building maintenance tasks.
Year 4 · D-Day
Building management disables your badge and replaces your role with automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
20 minutes
Average repair time
12 percent
Human error rate
Zero point five
Units inspected hourly
Your severance
A slightly used multi-tool and a firm handshake.
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