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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour legal strategy is just a series of templates anyway.
Small-city litigator, expert in paperwork and emotional labor.
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shred.you▸ LEXICORE JURIS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references thousands of regional statutes instantly
You draft endless legal briefs, attend tense court hearings, and manage constant client anxiety in a small city.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the judge's subtle facial expressions during a messy custody hearing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools take over your daily document formatting and filing.
Month 5
An AI agent pulls all relevant local statutes before you wake.
Month 12
The system generates your legal briefs with near-zero error rates.
Year 2
Courts begin accepting AI-generated defense arguments for simple hearings.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A terminal replaces your role, resolving cases with pure data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
6.2 hours
Billable hours wasted daily
4000 percent
Drafting efficiency boost
99 percent
Client confusion reduction
Your severance
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