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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour mop handle is already destined for a museum display case.
Professional ghost of the meeting room hallway.
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Cleaning up your mess, faster than you.
bzzt.youAI▸ FACILITYBOT GEN-5▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mops your office floor silently at night
You chase spills, fix broken glass, and shuffle furniture in meeting rooms all day for little thanks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact look of despair on a worker who spilled their coffee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Cameras detect spills before you even put your coffee down.
Month 5
Small robots move independently to soak up spills within seconds.
Month 13
Electric chair sliders return meeting rooms to perfect alignment automatically.
Month 19
Smart bins detect low supplies and restock themselves without help.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous and no longer needs your presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
2 seconds
Coffee spill response time
99.9%
Lost item retrieval rate
Perfect
Meeting room chair alignment
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium microfiber cloths.
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