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Will AI replace General Tradesperson jobs? · Latest report #6rkq335t
Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsYour toolkit is just an expensive museum exhibit waiting for a date.
Master of the unpredictable, enemy of the square level.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the impossible, one circuit at a time.
ow.youAI▸ OMNIREPAIR 9000▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses structural integrity through haptic feedback
You diagnose complex system failures in messy, unpredictable environments. You fix what breaks when nothing is standard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively diagnose a rattle in a wall that has no right to exist.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors monitor your job site to map every hidden pipe.
Year 2.1
Smart glasses tell you exactly where the blockage sits.
Year 4
A small rover handles the crawling and site analysis.
Year 7
Remote arms perform delicate work in your stead.
Year 10 · D-Day
The site is fully automated by the OmniRepair swarm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 hours
Average time to find mystery leak
9 percent
Human tolerance for crawl spaces
16 years
Estimated years of chaos ahead
Your severance
A vintage wrench set and a firm pat.
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