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Will AI replace Generalist jobs? · Latest report #7x9bm8c3
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA jack of all trades, master of absolutely nothing at all.
Master of context switching and expert at looking busy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of human multitasking error.
glub.youAI▸ OMNITASK AGENT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
aggregates your scattered data into final reports
You juggle vague tasks across different departments while waiting for a singular machine to define your value.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying to you about progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrape your inbox to write the updates for you.
Month 4
Natural language tools record and delete your presence from meetings.
Month 9
Algorithms map your tiny responsibilities to specialized robotic agents.
Month 13
Departmental silos merge because the AI sees no reason for them.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the system runs perfectly without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
84 percent
Average task fragmentation
15 minutes
Context switching latency
92 percent
Useless meeting participation
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of your failures.
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