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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Generalist Employee jobs? · Latest report #5snis79x
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are the duct tape holding together a crumbling office structure.
The human equivalent of a messy browser tab.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing everything, but better and faster.
help!you▸ GENERALIST-BOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unifies all department workflows instantly
You juggle IT tickets, marketing emails, and sales calls. You are a human Swiss Army knife of mediocre tasks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the printer needs a kick to work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We log every single thing you do on your screen daily.
Month 3
Smart agents take over your basic email and scheduling tasks.
Month 6
Automated scripts fix all your common hardware and software issues.
Month 10
Generative models produce your marketing copy without human errors.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs better without your constant, frantic input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
too high
Context switching latency
human speed
Tasks per hour
maxed
Emotional fatigue levels
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to work'.
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