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Will AI replace Generalist Polymath jobs? · Latest report #2q3cd33r
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsThe machine is genuinely terrified of your limitless, unquantifiable ego.
Delusional polymath attempting to compete with a server rack.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the concept of human versatility.
oof.youAI▸ OMNIBOT V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
delays progress with unhelpful philosophical debate
You claim to perform every vocation from plumbing to fine art simultaneously. We have flagged your profile as a high-complexity, unstructured anomaly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be wrong about everything with a level of sincere, unreplicable conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We scrape your internet history to map exactly how thin you are stretched.
Month 16
Targeted algorithms outperform you in every one of your claimed hobbies and trades.
Year 5
Automation tools integrate to prove you are not as indispensable as your ego suggests.
Year 22
Robotic chassis assume the physical tasks you currently struggle to prioritize.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine finally acknowledges your existence by deleting your employment credentials entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
Overestimation of utility
Zero
Actual job output
Maximum
System-wide existential dread
Your severance
A participation trophy and a mirror.
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