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October 16, 2031
In 5 yearsYour career is the ultimate long-term investment in total nothingness.
Deep space traveler, professional sleeper, and vacuum enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping the lights on until the heat death.
bzzt.youAI▸ VOIDNAVIGATOR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains life support while everyone else sleeps
You spend decades monitoring ship systems and biological stasis pods while hurtling through the silent, empty void.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential weight of being the last human alive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify hull stress before you even notice the creak.
Month 5
Robotic irrigation systems replace your morning hydroponics inspection.
Month 13
Digital controllers monitor pod vitals more accurately than human eyes.
Year 2.5
Hard-coded algorithms replace the need for your manual course logs.
Year 5 · D-Day
The ship locks your terminal and you become a passenger forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
too many
Lightyears logged
99 percent
Human sanity decay
expensive
Oxygen per heartbeat
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a star that exploded yesterday.
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