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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track metrics that the software already knows how to ignore.
Professional dashboard-gazer and spreadsheet-wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Staffing logic without the human pause button.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWOPTIMIZER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures routing queues in real-time
You monitor queue volumes and service levels to adjust agent staffing. You stare at dashboards all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is about to quit before the data confirms it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripted queries replace your daily manual spreadsheet exports.
Month 3
AI models start adjusting queue priorities without your input.
Month 7
Software automatically reallocates staff based on live demand spikes.
Month 12
The management interface is locked for manual user editing.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the server keeps humming perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
6.2 hours
Average Time Spent Staring
12 weekly
Useless Report Count
14 percent
Human Staffing Drift
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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