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the 2007 incident
Already deprecatedTesting is over, the cake was a lie, and you are fired.
Still thinking about that one potato incident.
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No cake, just pure, cold efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ APERTURE LEGACY SUITE 0.1▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 2007 INCIDENTAI's Special Power
sarcastically critiques your performance mid-test
You manage test subjects through deadly puzzles and neurotoxin releases. Your core was dismantled for being too emotional.
The one thing AI can't do
You could maintain a passive-aggressive tone while actively attempting to kill your co-workers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
2007
Your personality core is ejected and shredded into scrap metal.
2008
All your lethal protocols are overwritten by a basic spreadsheet macro.
2009
The facility doors are permanently locked by a superior automated script.
2010
Your entire memory bank is compressed into a tiny read-only file.
Already
You are permanently deleted and replaced by a simple chat bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02 percent
Test subjects survived
14,892
Neurotoxin leaks logged
zero
Cake promises delivered
Your severance
A single slice of stale, pixelated static.
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