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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Genetic Vegetable Designer jobs? · Latest report #fxtep5in
Your job has an expiration date
June 1, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDesigning designer vegetables while the plant kingdom waits to evolve properly.
Splicing strands and praying for a non-bitter kale leaf.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Designing your dinner one base pair daily.
glub.youAI▸ GENOMIX-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand harvests every minute
You map DNA sequences to create specific vegetable traits like color or yield. Machines now simulate the results faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the odd intuition to name a designer tomato something that actually sounds edible.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts indexing every existing genetic sequence in your database.
Month 5
Software models predict plant health outcomes better than your hunches.
Month 10
Robotic pipettes execute the designs you used to code manually.
Month 15
The machine generates all federal paperwork automatically without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The Genomix-9000 finalizes the next generation of produce without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4000 per hour
DNA sequences mapped
0 percent
Failed protein folds
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-genetically modified seeds.
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